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Producer: Okay, it's based on the novel 'Ex Machina,' but we're calling it 'The Great Machine' so people don't get it confused with the Oscar Isaac film 'Ex Machina'.
Exec: Smart. Who were you thinking of casting as the lead?
Producer: Oscar Issac.