We're taking a break!

After 4 years we’ve decided to take our first ever break! Which means unfortunately we are not accepting any more orders until January. We love our community of Naughty Nerds and look forward to seeing you all back here in 2021. Or if time travel is real we’ll see you in the 2020 reboot! 

Please make sure you’re on our mailing list below so we can notify you once we’re back in action.

Toys for the nerd

Choose your Kink

Our aim is to change the stigma around adult toys by re-imagining them in a fun and nerdy way. Which is why we categorize by theme, not by type. Choose one of the adventures above to begin your journey!

oh hey beautiful

Head on over to our community page to check out a gallery of our amazing happy customers!

Product Graveyard

Some of our products are unfortunately no longer for sale. Check them out here.