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Handcrafted adult toys made to fulfill all your nerdy fantasies. Shop via theme or scroll down below to browse our entire range. 

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Our aim is to change the stigma around adult toys by re-imagining them in a fun and nerdy way. Which is why we categorize by theme, not by type. Choose one of the adventures above to begin your journey!

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Batt Plug

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Captain Anal

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Zombie Dildo

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The Graveyard

We try to keep things fresh here at Geeky Sex Toys so to make room for new and more exciting products some of our toys have been sacrificed to the gods and are no longer for sale.