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MASTURBATE! MASTURBAAAATE! This emotionless robot dong was built for one reason, and one reason only. Pleasure. With a suction cup base, the choice of 2 colours and 2 sizes there is absolutely no reason you can’t let this villainous Dildek carry out its orders to MASTURBATE!

Unfortunately this toy is no longer for sale. We try to keep things fresh here at Geeky Sex Toys, so to make room for new and more exciting products we have sacrificed this toy to the gods. BUT! Once a year during day of the dead we will resurrect some of our old toys for a limited run. Head on over to our product graveyard page to upvote this toy.