TardAss Paddle

Spank your naughty companions through time and space with the TardAss. More than just a clever pun, this paddle is made out of the highest quality silicone making it the perfect amount of wibbly wobbly, whacky smacky.

$60.00

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Pro Tip: Cleaning this toy is SUPER easy! Because it is 100% body safe silicone it can be boiled to ensure it’s thoroughly cleaned before use.

Hand-Crafted - For you!

Each toy is carefully mixed, pigmented and poured by hand! This ensures our toy makers can produce the highest quality product possible.

By People - Like you!

We're a close knit team of naughty nerds. Just like you we have colorful kinky desires and we wear our geek titles with pride.

Purely to - Satisfy YOU!

Our toys are meticulously designed so not only do they look awesome, they FEEL awesome! The upmost attention to detail ensures every aspect of our toys will provide you endless pleasure.

Hand-crafted with

Discreet Packaging

Your order is shipped in a plain box with nothing to identify it as an adult toy.

ECO Friendly

Packaging is cool and all, if you hate the environment. Our products come to you naked, with minimal recyclable packaging.

FREE Shipping*

If your order is over $110+ then we'll ship it pretty much anywhere in the world for free!

TardAss Paddle