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EST. 2016

TWO GEEKS. ONE GREAT IDEA.

We couldn’t find what we were looking for. So we made it ourselves.

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It Started With a Problem

Back in 2016, we went looking for adult toys that matched our personality. Something fun. Something geeky. Something that didn’t take itself too seriously.

We found nothing.

So we grabbed a pencil and paper, some modelling clay, and started designing our own.

From the Kitchen Table to the World

What started as a side project quickly became something bigger. Turns out there was a whole community of like-minded people out there who were craving something different. Something geeky. Something fun.

WHAT DRIVES US

Body-Safe Everything

Body-safe silicone, non-porous, non-toxic. No compromises.

Discreet to the Door

Plain packaging, no logos, your business is your business.

Designed by Geeks

Every product starts as an idea, a sketch, a prototype, then... a drop.

For Everyone

Every body, every fandom, every bedroom. No judgment, just fun.

SMALL BATCH. BIG IDEAS.

From day one, we wanted to make something you’d actually want to use, not just laugh at and throw in a drawer. That meant quality materials, proper design, and not cutting corners.

The reality of doing things properly is you can’t churn out thousands at a time. So our runs have always been small, and honestly, we’re always running out of stock.

When we say something is limited edition, we mean it. We’re a small team, and the demand for new designs is so high that we can’t always keep everything in production. Once it’s gone, it’s usually gone.

STILL JUST TWO NERDS

Nearly 10 years in and not much has changed. We still design everything ourselves. We still argue over the smallest details in a design. We still get genuinely excited about new designs and new drops.

The business has grown, but it’s still us, still working from our design studio in the land down under, still making things that make people laugh and feel good.

We never set out to build a brand. We just wanted to make cool stuff for people like us. Turns out there are a lot of people like us.

ENOUGH ABOUT US.

Come see what we’ve been making.