At Geeky Sex Toys we have perfected the art of secure and discreet online ordering, so your wild nerdy desires remain a secret. Your order is shipped in a plain parcel with a customs form on the front containing your address, return details (addressed to Geeky Enterprises) and the description of the product as a ‘figurine’. There is no information on the parcel that would in any way identify it as an adult toy. So to the outside world your parcel looks like a very plain and boring box.

All our products are now ready to ship! On average we generally ship orders out within the first 2 business days. Although due to covid we’re experiencing some extra delays. We promise we’re working on it!

When your order is shipped you will receive an email with tracking information. If you haven’t received the email then we haven’t shipped your order yet. 

Oh SHIT! If you believe you have received a faulty product then contact us via the form below. Although this is a SUPER rare occurrence, we do offer a 5 year warranty just in case.