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Ten vibration patterns, all controlled from the hilt. Finding your favourite is between you and the sword.
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Yes, it’s a vibrator.
10 vibration patterns, controlled from the hilt.

Silicone sword dildo & vibrator
★★★★★★★★★★ 4.960 reviewsOcarina of a Good Time Sale
A fantasy sword vibrator with a sculpted silicone blade and a winged hilt you can wrap your hand around.
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Plain outer packaging and discreet billing, with tracking sent when your order ships. Shipping costs are shown at checkout.
5-year warranty against defects and malfunctions. View warranty terms.
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MASTER VIBE · 29.5 CM / 11.6 INTen vibration patterns, all controlled from the hilt. Finding your favourite is between you and the sword.
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Smooth to the touch, with sculpted contours along the blade and a firm core beneath the silicone.
A proper piece of kit, and we stand by it with a five-year warranty. That’s a lot of side quests.
Make it yours ↗WHAT’S IN THE BOX
Silicone sword dildo & vibrator
Your presentation box arrives in plain outer packaging.
THE MEASURE OF A SWORD
From tip to pommel, here’s how Master Vibe measures up.

Master Vibe, magnetic USB charging cable and a storage pouch.
Both. It’s a silicone-covered dildo with a firm core and 10 vibration patterns, controlled by the button on the hilt.
Firm rather than squishy, with a smooth silicone surface and sculpted contours.
Water-based lube is best with Master Vibe.
The included magnetic USB cable attaches to the charging contacts. A full charge takes about 4 hours.
Wash it with warm, soapy water, let it air dry, then put it in the pouch. It’s waterproof. Don’t use harsh chemicals or alcohol-based cleaners.
Yes. Your Master Vibe presentation box is packed inside plain outer packaging, so the product box stays out of sight during delivery. Billing is discreet too.
Master Vibe / Reviews
Every gamer and fantasy nerd needs this in their life. It's the ultimate crossover between fandom and function. But beyond the novelty factor - this is genuinely one of the best vibrating dildos I've used.
Got one for me and one for my partner. We now have matching Master Vibes. Romance isn't dead folks ⚔️❤️
i waited YEARS for this. literally years. and it was worth every second. The fact that it vibrates turns what was already an amazing toy into something transcendent. i sound dramatic but i don't care. this is the one. 🗡️

Silicone sword dildo & vibrator
★★★★★★★★★★4.960 reviewsPlain packaging. Discreet billing.