All four toys
Bulbypulse, Charmybuzz, Squirtyblast, and small Pikyplug in one collector set.
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Catch all four toys, the full five-card collector set, and the hard case in one complete Collector's Edition. Only 151 will ever exist.
Drop Price
Original price was: $500.00.$399.00Current price is: $399.00.
Max 2 per customer
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Only 151 of 151 complete sets left.
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Limited collector set
151 complete collector sets worldwide. Never again. Four toys, five trading cards, one hard case, and the only way to catch the Master Bedroom Holographic Collector Card.
Only 151 complete sets. Secure yours before it sells out. It will.
The complete lineup
Four creatures, four signature moves, one master bedroom. Air-pulse suction, pinpoint G-spot vibrations, deep rumbly wand power, and a firm tapered plug. One toy is a taste. Catch all four and become elite.
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Air-pulse suction for focused, no-contact stimulation. 8 pulse patterns across 3 speeds.
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002
Curved G-spot vibrator built for focused pressure. 8 patterns across 5 speeds.
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003
Flexible-head wand with body-following movement and rumbly power. 8 patterns, 5 speeds.
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Compact tapered silicone plug with a firm body and secure flared base.
View single productExclusive Trading Cards
To celebrate Pokemoan's return, we made trading cards for our loyal collectors. The Master Bedroom holo and Pikyplug card are only available in the Ultimate Collection.
Explore all five collector cards
All five cards are included in your Pokemoan Collection.
The Ultimate Collection
Four toys, five collector cards, the collector case, and one universal magnetic USB charger for the rechargeable toys. The full first-drop set in one place.
Bulbypulse, Charmybuzz, Squirtyblast, and small Pikyplug in one collector set.
Four launch-run product cards, plus the collection-only Master Bedroom Holographic Collector Card.
The storage piece that turns the bundle into a complete first-drop set.
One magnetic charger for the rechargeable toys. Pikyplug is non-vibrating.
Quick answers before the drop: sell-out risk, shipping, materials, official status, and what makes the first-edition collection different.
Almost certainly. Previous Geeky limited drops have sold out within the first 24-48 hours, and the Pokemoan Collection is capped at only 151 sets worldwide. The Collection will sell out. The individual products are also expected to move quickly; if any remain after launch, they will only be available for a limited time before we move into the next production batch.
No. Pokemoan is an independent adult collector range by Geeky Sex Toys. It is not official, licensed, sponsored, endorsed by, or affiliated with Pokemon, Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures Inc., The Pokemon Company, or any other anime, game, or trading-card brand. It is a cheeky, nostalgia-driven parody concept for adults, not official merchandise.
Orders are expected to start shipping around 10 days after the drop goes live. That window gives us time to verify launch orders, payment details, addresses, product selections, collector-card allocation, and limited-edition packing before anything leaves the warehouse. Limited drops can get chaotic fast; this buffer helps make sure the right order goes to the right person.
Each first-edition product comes with the premium silicone toy, a matching holographic trading card in a protective sleeve, a numbered certificate of authenticity, USB magnetic charging cable, a satin storage pouch, and the collector’s edition packaging.
All four products are made from 100% body-safe, medical-grade platinum silicone. They are non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, and latex-free. The charging base is ABS plastic. All materials meet FDA and EU safety standards.
If you want the full first-edition collector moment, yes. The Pokemoan Collection is the only way to get all four toys, the hard case, and the collection-exclusive Master Bedroom holographic collector card in one set. Only 151 public collections will exist worldwide, and once this set is gone, we will not remake it in this first-edition format.
No. The limited holographic trading cards are exclusive to the first Pokemoan drop and will never be sold separately, reprinted, or added to future batches. If you want the cards, you need to buy during the first drop. Once those first-drop products are gone, the cards are gone for good.
The Pokemoan Collection is the only way to get all five cards together, including the collection-exclusive Master Bedroom holographic card.
Join a community of 50,000+ fellow geeks who get it. Get excited, you’ve just found your people.
Plain packaging. Discreet billing. No logos, no giveaways. From our door to yours, your business stays yours.
Premium, body-safe materials only. No cheap fillers, no mystery ingredients. Your body deserves better than question marks.
Helpful answers, zero judgment. Ask the weird question. We’ve probably heard weirder.
