All four toys
Bulbypulse, Charmybuzz, Squirtyblast, and small Pikyplug in one collector set.
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Catch all four toys, the full five-card collector set, and the hard case in one complete Collector's Edition. Only 151 will ever exist.
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$500.00
Max 2 per customer
Only 0 of 151 complete sets left.
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Limited collector set
151 complete collector sets worldwide. Never again. Four toys, five trading cards, one hard case, and the only way to catch the Master Bedroom Holographic Collector Card.
Only 151 complete sets. Secure yours before it sells out. It will.
The complete lineup
Four creatures, four signature moves, one master bedroom. Air-pulse suction, pinpoint G-spot vibrations, deep rumbly wand power, and a firm tapered plug. One toy is a taste. Catch all four and become elite.
001
Air-pulse suction for focused, no-contact stimulation. 8 pulse patterns across 3 speeds.
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002
Curved G-spot vibrator built for focused pressure. 8 patterns across 5 speeds.
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003
Flexible-head wand with body-following movement and rumbly power. 8 patterns, 5 speeds.
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Compact tapered silicone plug with a firm body and secure flared base.
View single productExclusive Trading Cards
To celebrate Pokemoan's return, we made trading cards for our loyal collectors. The Master Bedroom holo and Pikyplug card are only available in the Ultimate Collection.
Explore all five collector cards
All five cards are included in your Pokemoan Collection.
The Ultimate Collection
Four toys, five collector cards, the collector case, and one universal magnetic USB charger for the rechargeable toys. The full first-drop set in one place.
Bulbypulse, Charmybuzz, Squirtyblast, and small Pikyplug in one collector set.
Four launch-run product cards, plus the collection-only Master Bedroom Holographic Collector Card.
The storage piece that turns the bundle into a complete first-drop set.
One magnetic charger for the rechargeable toys. Pikyplug is non-vibrating.
Quick answers before the drop: sell-out risk, shipping, materials, official status, and what makes the first-edition collection different.
The 151 Ultimate Collector’s Edition is sold out and will not be repeated. The Pokemoan Bundle and individual products remain available while stock lasts.
No. Pokemoan is an independent adult collector range by Geeky Sex Toys. It is not official, licensed, sponsored, endorsed by, or affiliated with Pokemon, Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures Inc., The Pokemon Company, or any other anime, game, or trading-card brand. It is a cheeky, nostalgia-driven parody concept for adults, not official merchandise.
In-stock orders are dispatched within 1–2 business days. Delivery time after dispatch depends on your destination. See our Shipping & Delivery page for estimates. Shipping costs and the payment currency are shown at checkout.
Bulbypulse, Charmybuzz and Squirtyblast each include their own hard case, magnetic charging cable and matching First Edition card. Standalone Pikyplug comes in its original packaging without a hard case or trading card.
The Pokemoan Bundle includes all four toys, your choice of Pikyplug size, three individual hard cases and three cards. The sold-out 151 Collection included the full-set case and all five cards.
Pikyplug is made from body-safe silicone. Bulbypulse, Charmybuzz and Squirtyblast use silicone and ABS construction. See each product’s specifications for its materials and care details.
Bulbypulse, Charmybuzz and Squirtyblast each include their own hard case, magnetic charging cable and matching First Edition card. Standalone Pikyplug comes in its original packaging without a hard case or trading card.
The Pokemoan Bundle includes all four toys, your choice of Pikyplug size, three individual hard cases and three cards. The sold-out 151 Collection included the full-set case and all five cards.
No. The limited holographic trading cards are exclusive to the first Pokemoan drop and will never be sold separately, reprinted, or added to future batches. If you want the cards, you need to buy during the first drop. Once those first-drop products are gone, the cards are gone for good.
The Pokemoan Collection is the only way to get all five cards together, including the collection-exclusive Master Bedroom holographic card.
The Pokemoan Collection is limited to just 151 first-edition sets worldwide, so we do not accept cancellations, returns, exchanges or whole-order refunds for change of mind, except where required by law. If an included product is faulty, damaged or not as described, contact us and we’ll make it right, typically by replacing the affected product. This does not affect any rights you have under applicable consumer law.
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Premium, body-safe materials only. No cheap fillers, no mystery ingredients. Your body deserves better than question marks.
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