R.I.P Silicone Paddle
Made with a firm, thick silicone and a highly detailed face this paddle certainly isn’t for the fainthearted. Give a gentle thwack with the smooth flat side, or send them screaming with the thick detailed side. Either way your partner won’t rest in peace after you’re through with them 😉
Product Specs
Pro Tip: The R.I.P. silicone tombstone paddle provides a firm and intense delivery with a wide impact area.
Hand-Crafted - For you!
Each toy is carefully mixed, pigmented and poured by hand! This ensures our toy makers can produce the highest quality product possible.
By People - Like you!
We're a close knit team of naughty nerds. Just like you we have colorful kinky desires and we wear our geek titles with pride.
Purely to - Satisfy YOU!
Our toys are meticulously designed so not only do they look awesome, they FEEL awesome! The upmost attention to detail ensures every aspect of our toys will provide you endless pleasure.
Hand-crafted with
Discreet Packaging
Your order is shipped in a plain box with nothing to identify it as an adult toy.
ECO Friendly
Packaging is cool and all, if you hate the environment. Our products come to you naked, with minimal recyclable packaging.
FREE Shipping*
If your order is over $110+ then we'll ship it pretty much anywhere in the world for free!