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Audrey
The Monster Dildo

Creature from your dreams

Audrey the Monster Dildo

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$70.00

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5 Year Warranty

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Feed your darkest desires with Audrey, a mean green monster plant dildo crafted for cult horror fans. This 9 inch creature tentacle dildo features soft silicone, suction cup base, and terrifyingly good texture for Halloween enthusiasts and monster lovers.
THE STORY

"Feed me, feed me all night long"

Introducing Audrey, a mean green monster from out of space. This unique and daring bedroom accessory is perfect for those seeking to add a touch of wild excitement to their adventures.

Expertly crafted from high quality, body-safe silicone, Audrey is designed to resemble an exotic alien plant monster dildo. With its rich green hues contrasting with a large yellow orange textured tongue. This toy is not only visually stunning but also ergonomically designed to provide maximum stimulation and pleasure both internally and externally.

Top-down view of the Audrey Monster Dildo showing the spiralling tentacle shaft from above
Yellow-orange Audrey the Monster Dildo with spiral ridges and green plant-mouth base, front view
PRODUCT SPECS
Standing 9 inches tall with 7 inches of insertable length, Audrey provides substantial monster penetration. The impressive 7 inch circumference at the widest point delivers serious girth and stretch for size enthusiasts. Soft firmness makes this thick creature dildo comfortable despite its intimidating dimensions.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What material is this made from?

All our products are made from 100% body-safe silicone. It’s non-porous, hypoallergenic, and free from phthalates, latex, and harmful chemicals.

How do I clean it?

Wash with warm water and mild soap after each use. For a deeper clean, use a dedicated toy cleaner. Pat dry and store in the included drawstring bag.

Is the shipping really discreet?

100%. Your order arrives in a plain, unbranded box. The sender shows ‘Geeky Enterprises Pty. Ltd.’ and the item is listed as ‘Figurine’ on any customs forms. No one will know what’s inside.

What's your return policy?

We’ve got you. Every product comes with a 5-year warranty against manufacturing defects. If something’s not right, reach out and we’ll make it right. No awkward conversations, no judgment. Your satisfaction comes first.

How long does shipping take?

We ship worldwide from our US fulfilment centre. Most US orders arrive within 3-7 business days. International orders typically take 7-14 business days depending on your location.

Can I use any lubricant with silicone toys?

Water-based lubricants are recommended. Avoid silicone-based lubes as they can degrade the surface of silicone toys over a long period of time.

Do you offer gift wrapping or gift cards?

We don’t currently offer gift wrapping, but our packaging is already fun and discreet. We do offer digital gift cards if you’d rather let someone pick their own adventure.

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Audrey the Monster Dildo
Audrey the Monster Dildo
Availability: Sold out
$70.00