The Incredible Dong
$99.00
Incredible Dong is the result of a wonderful lab experiment here at Geeky Sex Toys. Too much exposure to silicone resulted in a brilliantly green dildo with an insertable length of 8.5″ and a girthy circumference of 7.8″… You’re welcome 😉 Now fill your horny heart with rage and smash out some orgasms with this Incredible Dong!
Product Specs
- 100% body safe silicone
- Insertable length: 8.5 inches
- Circumference at widest point: 7.8 inches
- Weight: 747g
- Handmade
- 100% waterproof
- Firmness: Soft/medium (shore A-15)
- Colour: Green (colour will vary slightly with each product)
Shipping
Get FREE standard shipping!!
If your order is $100 + then we offer free standard shipping worldwide (with a tracking number).
Processing times
Our products are handmade to order and can take up to a maximum of 7 business days to create and be ready to ship. On average we generally ship orders out within the first 3 business days.
Flat rate shipping
We offer $15 worldwide flat rate shipping for orders under $100. This option comes with a tracking number so you know where your parcel is at all times.
Express postage
If you require express postage then the amount is calculated upon checkout. Costs will vary with each location. Please note that processing times remain the same (maximum of 7 business days to create and be ready to ship) if you choose the express checkout option. If you require your parcel by a certain date, please let us know when you place your order so we can work towards ensuring your parcel arrives on time.
We use Australia Post to send our products your way. On occasion orders may be held up in customs, delaying postage times, and this is unfortunately beyond our control. If your order has not arrived within 3 weeks please contact us so we can work towards resolving the issue.
Packaging
At Geeky Sex Toys we have perfected the art of secure and discreet online ordering, so your wild nerdy desires remain a secret. Your order is shipped in a plain parcel with a customs form on the front containing your address, return details (addressed to Geeky Enterprises) and the description of the product as a ‘figurine’. There is no information on the parcel that would in any way identify it as an adult toy. So to the outside world your parcel looks like a very plain and boring box.
2 reviews for The Incredible Dong
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Eddie Foss –
I wish shipping was easier and or faster… NONETHELESS this is the 2nd time I’ve ordered from you & have loved every item!
Worth the wait, just plan way ahead cuz its coming from across the planet too!
Thanks!
Emmanuelle in Space –
I took him out for a spin, but he was a bit too big and I didn’t have enough time to properly entertain him. I’ll update the review after our next date :p One thing I can say is the green hue is a bit dull. I wish it was brighter from gamma radiation. Or had glow in the dark swirly bits. Something like that. Because it’s a really big, army green sculpture😳