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The Armory

Geeky Sex Toys Shop

Browse our full range of fandom-inspired adult toys – geeky dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, strokers, and bdsm gear. Handcrafted from 100% body-safe silicone. Discreet shipping worldwide.

📦  Free Shipping on orders $200+  |   $10 Flat Rate Worldwide

Red and black Vibe Saber LED Vibrator with illuminated shaft and textured grip handle
Vibe Saber LED Vibrator
$250.00
Blue and gray Master Vibe Sword Dildo with wing-shaped crossguard and power button, front view
Master Vibe Sword Dildo
$200.00
Moon Wand Vibrator with yellow crescent moon head and pink shaft shown at diagonal angle
Moon Wand Vibrator
$200.00
Red D20 dice-shaped Gag with engraved numbers, black leather strap and silver hardware
D20 Gag - Silicone Ball Gag
$80.00
Pastel pink, purple and blue gradient Fairy Dragon Dildo with wing ridges, side profile view
Fairy Dragon Dildo
$70.00
Green glow-in-the-dark Incredible Dong with realistic design and suction cup base, front view
The Incredible Dong
$130.00
Amethysta Tentacle Dildo with purple, white and amber marbling, sucker texture and tapered tip
Amethysta Tentacle Dildo
$70.00
Pink Princess Peachy Suction Stimulator with yellow crown top and flower emblem, front view
Princess Peachy - Suction Stimulator
$130.00
Grey sci-fi Space Station Ball Gag with sculpted panel details, black leather strap and silver hardware
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Space Station Ball Gag
$70.00
White and blue R2-V2 wand vibrator with dome head, chrome accent ring and control buttons
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R2-V2 Vibrator
$200.00
Bright yellow Piky Plug with teardrop shape and lightning bolt tail, side profile view
Piky Plug
$70.00 - $100.00
Complete Nurse Bondage Kit flat lay with white and red cuffs, gag, flogger, collar, rope and gift box
Nurse Bondage Kit
$150.00
Pink and purple glitter Roseus Dragon Dildo with scale texture and ridged shaft, front view
Roseus - Pink Glitter Dragon Dildo
$70.00
Fae King Dragon Dildo with pink-to-purple gradient, textured ridges and suction cup base, front view
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Fae King Dragon Dildo
$70.00
Purple and blue metallic Tentacle Hentai Dildo with suction cup details, standing upright
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Tentacle - Hentai Dildo
$70.00
Deep navy blue Alien Tentacle with spiral ridges and suction cup base, front view
Alien Tentacle
$60.00
Complete Moonlight Kawaii Bondage Kit flat lay with holographic cuffs, collar, paddle and gag
Moonlight Kawaii Bondage Kit
$150.00
Pink silicone Kawaii Ball Gag with holographic iridescent strap and gold-tone buckle hardware
Pink Silicone Ball Gag - Kawaii DDLG
$60.00
Starlight Galaxy Dildo with blue and gold marbled shimmer finish and suction cup base, front view
Starlight Galaxy Dildo
$60.00
Navy blue glitter Deep Space Pegging Dildo with curved shaft and suction cup base, side view
Deep Space Pegging Dildo
$60.00
Teal and gold marbled Mermaid Dildo with fish-scale texture and fin ridges, side profile view
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Mermaid - Dildo of the Deep
$130.00
Red and black marbled Drodong Dragon Dildo with scale texture and suction cup base, front view
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Drodong - Silicone Dragon Dildo
$70.00
Coral pink OctoPussy Stroker with octopus design, shown with cross-section of textured interior
OctoPussy Stroker
$50.00
Pastel lavender and pink Unicorn Dildo pair with spiralling horn design and suction cup bases
Unicorn Dildo - Magical Fairy Unicorn
$60.00
Orange jack-o-lantern Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag with carved face, black strap and silver hardware
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Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag
$70.00
Orange Halloween Pumpkin Dildo with carved jack-o-lantern face and pumpkin segment ridges
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Halloween Pumpkin Dildo
$90.00
Green and teal marbled Swamp Monster tentacle with sucker nodules and curved tip, front view
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The Swamp Monster
$70.00
Yellow-orange Audrey the Monster Dildo with spiral ridges and green plant-mouth base, front view
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Audrey the Monster Dildo
$70.00
Bright red Spider Dildo with smooth curved shaft, web emblem and suction cup base, front view
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Spider Dildo
$60.00
Translucent pink Pink Pincer Tentacle with curved hook shape and scaled texture, side profile
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Pink Pincer Tentacle
$60.00
Red, green and white striped Christmas Dildo with ribbed shaft and suction cup base, front view
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Christmas Dildo
$60.00