Discreet Shipping
Body Safe Materials
5 Year Warranty
Ground control to Major Tongue
$70.00
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Join a community of 50,000+ fellow geeks who get it. Get excited, you’ve just found your people.
Plain packaging. Discreet billing. No logos, no giveaways. From our door to yours, your business stays yours.
Premium, body-safe materials only. No cheap fillers, no mystery ingredients. Your body deserves better than question marks.
Not happy? Reach out and we’ll make it right. No awkward conversations, no judgment. Your satisfaction comes first.
All our products are made from 100% body-safe silicone. It’s non-porous, hypoallergenic, and free from phthalates, latex, and harmful chemicals.
Wash with warm water and mild soap after each use. For a deeper clean, use a dedicated toy cleaner. Pat dry and store in the included drawstring bag.
100%. Your order arrives in a plain, unbranded box. The sender shows ‘Geeky Enterprises Pty. Ltd.’ and the item is listed as ‘Figurine’ on any customs forms. No one will know what’s inside.
We’ve got you. Every product comes with a 5-year warranty against manufacturing defects. If something’s not right, reach out and we’ll make it right. No awkward conversations, no judgment. Your satisfaction comes first.
We ship worldwide from our US fulfilment centre. Most US orders arrive within 3-7 business days. International orders typically take 7-14 business days depending on your location.
Water-based lubricants are recommended. Avoid silicone-based lubes as they can degrade the surface of silicone toys over a long period of time.
We don’t currently offer gift wrapping, but our packaging is already fun and discreet. We do offer digital gift cards if you’d rather let someone pick their own adventure.
