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Squirtyblast

Name: Squirtyblast Flexible Wand Vibrator | Geeky Sex Toys
Brand: Geeky Sex Toys
SKU: VIB-SQUIRT-2905-X
Price: 169.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A flexible-head wand vibrator with deep rumbly power, 8 patterns, 5 speeds, magnetic charging, hard case, and a drop-exclusive First Edition Trading Card.

Drop Price

Original price was: $200.00.Current price is: $169.00.

Max 2 per customer

Limited stock

Only 139 left in this first-edition drop.

8-bit Pokemoan collection with all four toys, collector hard case, and trading cards.

ONLY 151 Available Catch all four. All four starters in one epic collectors edition set. Shop collectors edition

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Squirtyblast

Ride the Wave

Squirtyblast is a wand vibrator with a flexible head that follows the body, spreads the rumble wide, and keeps the pressure rolling no matter the angle.

Flexible wand head

Leans into curves for broad, comfortable contact.

Deep rumbly vibration

Low, rolling power instead of a buzzy surface feel.

8 patterns, 5 speeds

Move from a low rumble to a stronger surge.

Squirtyblast flexible-head wand vibrator

Collector bonus included

Promo Card

Includes a promo character trading card and protective sleeve, made for this first drop only.

Limited first drop

Only 300 cards per character outside the 151 Collection. They will not return in later drops and cannot be purchased separately.

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Ride Your Own Wave

Your Squirt. Your Rules.

Whether you’re still discovering what makes you squirt or you’re already an advanced water wielder, Squirtyblast gives you broad contact, deep rumble, and a flexible head that moves with your body. Start slow, build the pressure, and follow the wave wherever it takes you.

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What's in the Box

Squirtyblast ships with the toy, its hard case, charging cable, and First Edition card.

Squirtyblast

Rumbly silicone wand with a flexible head.

Hard case

Protective storage, not a throwaway box.

Magnetic charging cable

Simple USB charging between rounds.

First Edition Trading Card

Included with this first drop.

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Product Specs

Battle Stats

Squirtyblast is a flexible-head wand vibrator with silicone + ABS construction, 8 vibration patterns, 5 speeds, magnetic charging, and an IPX7 waterproof rating. It weighs 201 g, charges in 1 hr 30 mins, runs for up to 1 hr 20 mins, and ships with a protective hard case, charging cable, and Squirtyblast First Edition Trading Card.

8 Patterns

5 Speeds

Dimensions: 6.3 in L / 2.3 in W / 7.1 in girth
Material: Silicone + ABS
Charge Time: 1 hr 30 mins
Runtime: Up to 1 hr 20 mins
Waterproof: IPX7

Frequently Asked Questions

What material is this made from?

All our products are made from 100% body-safe silicone. It’s non-porous, hypoallergenic, and free from phthalates, latex, and harmful chemicals.

How do I clean it?

Wash with warm water and mild soap after each use. For a deeper clean, use a dedicated toy cleaner. Pat dry and store in the included drawstring bag.

Is the shipping really discreet?

100%. Your order arrives in a plain, unbranded box. The sender appears as ‘Geeky Enterprises Pty. Ltd.’

What's your return policy?

We’ve got you. Every product comes with a 5-year warranty against manufacturing defects. If something’s not right, reach out and we’ll make it right. No awkward conversations, no judgment. Your satisfaction comes first.

How long does shipping take?

First-edition Pokemoan orders are expected to start shipping around 10 days after the drop. Once dispatched from our US fulfilment centre, most US orders arrive within 3-7 business days. International delivery usually takes 7-14 business days, depending on location.

US shipping is a $10 flat rate. Worldwide shipping is a $20 flat rate. Orders over $200 in the US or $350 internationally ship free.

Can I use any lubricant with silicone toys?

Water-based lubricants are recommended. Avoid silicone-based lubes as they can degrade the surface of silicone toys over a long period of time.

Do you offer gift wrapping or gift cards?

We don’t currently offer gift wrapping, but our packaging is already fun and discreet. We do offer digital gift cards if you’d rather let someone pick their own adventure.