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Limited Edition Drop 21 July

Pokemoan Collection

Ultimate Collectors Edition

Four toys, five limited holographic trading cards, one hard case. Only 151 public collections worldwide, never repeated.

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Limited Edition Drop 21 July

Pokemoan Collection

Ultimate Collectors Edition

Four toys, five limited holographic trading cards, one hard case. Only 151 public collections worldwide, never repeated.

Regular price0 Drop price9
Choose your starter

A wild Pokemoan appeared

This is our biggest drop ever. It will sell out fast. Join early access for first chance before the public launch.

Drop live21 JULY7PM EST
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Bulbypulse

Suction Pulse Vibrator

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Suction Pulse Vibrator

Air-pulseNo-contact

Air-pulse pressure waves do the work: a body-safe silicone suction vibrator for focused external stimulation without surface buzz. Eight pulse patterns and three speeds move from soft swell to full bloom, giving this cute little menace a no-contact move set.

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Charmybuzz

G-Spot Vibrator

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G-Spot Vibrator

Curved tipFocused buzz

Curved silicone, focused vibration, and a G-spot shape built to find the target and hold pressure. Eight patterns and five speeds keep the buzz charged, cocky, and dangerously good at turning quiet sessions into battle cries.

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Squirtyblast

Wand Vibrator

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Wand Vibrator

RumblyFlexible head

Broad wand power meets a flexible silicone head that follows the body instead of fighting the angle. Deep, rumbly vibration rolls through 8 patterns and 5 speeds, from low tide to splash-zone surge.

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Squirtyblast

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Pikyplug

Silicone Anal Plug

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Silicone Anal Plug

3 sizesSecure base

Tapered body-safe silicone, a firm body, and a secure base make this non-vibrating butt plug simple to catch and easy to keep in place. Three sizes cover the evolution path, from smooth entry to a snug final form.

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THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION

POKEMOAN COLLECTION

151 sets worldwide. Never again.

The Pokemoan Collection is the full collector set: Bulbypulse, Charmybuzz, Squirtyblast, small Pikyplug, all four First Edition Trading Cards, and the collection-exclusive Master Bedroom Holographic Collector Card. It brings a suction vibrator, G-spot vibrator, wand vibrator, and silicone butt plug into one hard case. Only 151 public collections exist.

Secure checkout Discreet shipping Body-safe silicone

Collector Bonus

First Edition Trading Cards

Three standalone cards. Two Collection exclusives. Catch all five in the full set.

Each first edition Pokemoan includes a matching 350gsm holographic trading card with original artwork, stats, a special ability, and a protective sleeve.

The Master Bedroom card is exclusive to the Pokemoan Collection, the only way to get all five.

More than a toy. A first edition collectible.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Quick answers before the drop: sell-out risk, shipping, materials, official status, and what makes the first-edition collection different.

Almost certainly. Previous Geeky limited drops have sold out within the first 24-48 hours, and the Pokemoan Collection is capped at only 151 sets worldwide. The Collection will sell out. The individual products are also expected to move quickly; if any remain after launch, they will only be available for a limited time before we move into the next production batch.

No. Pokemoan is an independent adult collector range by Geeky Sex Toys. It is not official, licensed, sponsored, endorsed by, or affiliated with Pokemon, Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures Inc., The Pokemon Company, or any other anime, game, or trading-card brand. It is a cheeky, nostalgia-driven parody concept for adults, not official merchandise.

Orders are expected to start shipping around 10 days after the drop goes live. That window gives us time to verify launch orders, payment details, addresses, product selections, collector-card allocation, and limited-edition packing before anything leaves the warehouse. Limited drops can get chaotic fast; this buffer helps make sure the right order goes to the right person.

Each first-edition product comes with the premium silicone toy, a matching holographic trading card in a protective sleeve, a numbered certificate of authenticity, USB magnetic charging cable, a satin storage pouch, and the collector’s edition packaging.

All four products are made from 100% body-safe, medical-grade platinum silicone. They are non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, and latex-free. The charging base is ABS plastic. All materials meet FDA and EU safety standards.

If you want the full first-edition collector moment, yes. The Pokemoan Collection is the only way to get all four toys, the hard case, and the collection-exclusive Master Bedroom holographic collector card in one set. Only 151 public collections will exist worldwide, and once this set is gone, we will not remake it in this first-edition format.

No. The limited holographic trading cards are exclusive to the first Pokemoan drop and will never be sold separately, reprinted, or added to future batches. If you want the cards, you need to buy during the first drop. Once those first-drop products are gone, the cards are gone for good.

The Pokemoan Collection is the only way to get all five cards together, including the collection-exclusive Master Bedroom holographic card.

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A letter to the community

Ten Years Later, Pokemoan Is Back

Pokemoan first launched in 2016 as a weird, funny, very Geeky idea. Then the internet found it. The handmade original range went viral and sold out almost instantly, leaving us working day and night to keep up with a response we never saw coming.

People never really stopped asking when Pokemoan would return. We decided not to rush out another release. We wanted to take the time to get it right and evolve Pokemoan into something better.

So we rebuilt the range around four distinct products. Bulbypulse is an air-pulse suction vibrator for focused external stimulation. Charmybuzz is a curved G-spot vibrator designed to hold pressure. Squirtyblast is a deep, rumbly wand vibrator with a flexible head. Pikyplug remains the OG silicone plug.

The names are still ridiculous. The products are serious. Over the last ten years, we have learned more about body-safe silicone, motors, comfort, safety, packaging and what our community actually values. Everything has been redesigned with that experience behind it: more polished, more functional, more comfortable and more collectible.

Ten years later, Pokemoan is back.

Still unmistakably Geeky. Better everywhere it counts. And this time, built to stand beside the best adult toys on the market.

Josh Creative Director & Co-Founder

The Geeky Guarantee

We've Got Your Back 🤓

No sketchy materials. No surprise fees. No judgment. Ever.

COMMUNITY

Geeky Reviews ⭐

Don’t take our word for it! Check out the lovely words from our community.

Had my eye on the Vibe Saber since the first drop but it sold out before I could grab one. Finally got it this round and it's even better than I imagined. The force is definitely strong with this one.

Red and black Vibe Saber LED Vibrator with illuminated shaft and textured grip handle

Kai L.

Vibe Saber LED Vibrator

Every gamer needs this in their life. It's the ultimate crossover between fandom and function. But beyond the novelty factor - this is genuinely one of the best vibrators I've used.

Master Vibe Sword Dildo front view with wing-shaped crossguard

Tyler R

Master Vibe Sword Dildo

Had an issue with my order and their support team was amazing. Replied within hours, super friendly, and fixed everything straight away. You can tell it's a small team that actually cares.

Three-quarter view of the D20 Gag highlighting the 20-sided polyhedral shape and strap

Naomi

D20 Gag - Silicone Ball Gag

Was worried about the packaging showing up to my apartment building where anyone could see it. Totally stress free. Unmarked box, generic label, arrived in five days. Inside packaging was awesome too. Really thoughtful from start to finish.

Animated product demonstration of The Incredible Dong glowing green in the dark

James T

The Incredible Dong

I'm really particular about materials and these guys nailed it. Body-safe silicone, no strange smell, feels premium. Feels like they actually care about the product and not just the gimmick. Huge respect.

Moon Wand Vibrator with yellow crescent moon head and pink shaft shown at diagonal angle

Jess P

Moon Wand Vibrator