Toys for the nerd

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish...

Due to increased demand mixed with severe shipping and supply delays (thanks covid), we have decided to close our virtual doors and freeze Geeky Sex Toys in carbonite for the foreseeable future. We will not be accepting any more orders. We have no idea when we will be back on this planet selling our wonderfully geeky sex toys, but if and when we return we’ll be back bigger and better than ever.

The last five years have been absolutely amazing, but the best part was finding & creating our community of naughty nerds right here. Y’all know who you are & we thank you from the bottom of our hearts for making our wacky ideas possible. We’ll miss you 

If you’d like to be contacted upon our return to earth please add your email address below.

Choose your Kink

Our aim is to change the stigma around adult toys by re-imagining them in a fun and nerdy way. Which is why we categorize by theme, not by type. Choose one of the adventures above to begin your journey!

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Head on over to our community page to check out a gallery of our amazing happy customers!

Product Graveyard

Some of our products are unfortunately no longer for sale. Check them out here.