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I am Root……

Root is a sentient, tree-like dildo and frequent accomplice of intergalactic criminal Randy the Racoon butt plug. Root boasts a long branchy 8 inch shaft and is made out of a firm medical grade silicone. Let it’s woody texture grow your orgasms to new and exciting level.

Unfortunately this toy is no longer for sale. We try to keep things fresh here at Geeky Sex Toys, so to make room for new and more exciting products we have sacrificed this toy to the gods. BUT! Once a year during day of the dead we will resurrect some of our old toys for a limited run. Head on over to our product graveyard page to upvote this toy.